Most car horns honk in the key of 'F'.
6% of men propose over the telephone (I wonder how many propose via fax?)
You're subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making uglyfaces at dogs in Oklahoma. Beware.
It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
A frog can't empty its stomach by vomitting. To empty its stomach contents, a frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages. This website is neither.
Also, I can lick elbows...just, er, not my own.
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Mugabe backwards = E-ba-gum
An anagram of Mother-in-Law = Woman Hitler