I felt like pimping the Brian Boitano lyrics.
What would hide Matsumoto do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a cake
And poison it,
That's what hide Matsumoto'd do.
When hide was in a contest,
singing for the gold,
He killed the other singers to win,
While wearing a blind fold.
When hide was in the Yokosuka,
guitaring in his band,
He ate some children that were there too,
and had really awesome hair.
So what would hide Matsumoto do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd spank an arse or two,
That's what hide Matsumoto'd do.
I want this lemon out of me,
It has stunted my mental capacities.
And I just want Yoshiki
To stop bitching on me and everyone
For Taiji I'll be a cowboy, too,
Cos that's what hide Matsumoto would do.
And what would hide Matsumoto do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
and give them humping bear plushies
That's what hide Matsumoto would do.
Did someone call me?
Who the hell are you?
I'm Hyde, from l'arc~en~ciel.
GTFO.
When hide Matsumoto travelled through time
To the year 87,
He joined the evil band called X
and saved the human race again
And when hide started Spread Beaver,
He beat up Chirolyn.
Cos hide doesn't take shit from an-eee-y-bodyyyy
So lets all get together,
And unite to join his army
And we'll take over the world too,
Cos that's what hide Matsumoto'd do.
And we'll spank an arse or two,
Cos that's what hide Matsumoto'd dooooo,
That's what hide Matsumoto'd do.
