Misheard lyrics

Hollywood · **on:** April 25, 2008, 06:57:54 PM

If there's already a thread like this (couldn't find one), then merge or delete or whatever.

But I guess every music forum needs one of these threads, and most people here (me included) listen to weird shit that isn't on the usual misheard lyrics sites, so this could potentially get interesting.

Here's one of mine:

Loudness - Die of Hunger

I heard:
Cigarette!
Dumbbell!
Cigarette!
Die of hunger!

Actual lyrics:
See red
Death knell
See red
Die of hunger

Which doesn't make much more sense than cigarettes and dumbbells, really.

ferret · **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2008, 07:03:24 PM

Kimocalifornication! lol

Instead of:

Dream a californication

I'll probably move this topic to "other bands" later, i'm too lary right now.

Sirimono · **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2008, 07:12:03 PM

Don't flame me T__T

this is what i understood the first time listening to Alive:

(dramatic piano play)
(dramatic twin-guitars)

Hello me! Now time i light up
Now know me! I read this song
Go, marry me
Stand in my room-y
And i love you
Time to say hey

I can see all i need
naughty all to you
compony is a worm, is a disc!
Not less

Hello, my hair
Hello, my wife
Tell me what
I lost once my girl, not me

(dramatic guitars again)
Travesty is shining me on
This is a war of my hairs
I have a rose on any of my girls
Arrows can shine on my heart away (

)
I carry on
Tell me more

(guitars, guitars, guitars)

Yuki, now let me go
Tv, just stand me by
Tell me a way
I'm proud of you
Want to be you
noone is there

Every night (i think that's actually right XD)
You speak to me (that too)
In my head (wow, that too)
Eating my life (now this not XD)

Oh, let me peee!

(fast Yoshiki hysteric drums)

come on talk to me
it's so painful!
no, stop that!
Is there someone to help me?
Piss, piss on me till the end!
Neyyy, let me alone!

Ohohohohh
Never mind
you got your hand
get to see you moron

Never mind
Calling me a puss
How i do, how i ran

Take my heart, you moooo!
Eat my poo I repel my mind
Clever, you're getting high
He was born, inside of me

(

? )
God is not anymore
I love every girl in my brain
the icelands on my campari-man
a whisper, i can't control

(guitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars)

In my heart, wishing more
In the poo, inside of me
Let me run, getting high
this goes through me, inside of me

aaahhha
never mind
call me a puss
Tell me why, i go on
Gay my heart, wishing more
In my dreams i am a moron

AAHAHAHAHAHAA- HO!
My elbows are getting high
This is a mouse OUT OF THIS FROMAGE!

The fight is over
not me
hellooooo miss company

love is blind now
uhuhh
germany is going blind

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(now, play with my life)
and i walking to the timeline

MillieQOF · **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2008, 07:13:32 PM

Oh I've heard so much but I don't remember any right now XDD
I'll write once I come up with any!

VioletCamicat · **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2008, 08:30:42 PM

Quote from: "ferret"

Kimocalifornication! lol

WTF! You, too? :shock: Ahaha!
Actually I first thought it's something like Californication wearing Kimono... but then I thought, that this is ridiculous and ended up googling. :roll:

Hurley · **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2008, 09:59:41 PM

Quote from: "ferret"

Kimocalifornication! lol

Instead of:

Dream a californication

I'll probably move this topic to "other bands" later, i'm too lary right now.

To this day I've thought it was "game of Californication" cause the video fits so well to that and all ;P

ferret · **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2008, 10:04:33 PM

Actually it's Dream of Californication, lulz, braindamage in the early hours, I see. *flees*

Hollywood · **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2008, 10:08:52 PM

Oh... all this time I thought it was "Dream on, Californication".

Yeah, probably better in the Other Bands section, you're right.

MiscastDice · **Reply #8 on:** April 27, 2008, 03:47:52 AM

Ahahahaha, when I first heard "Drain," "body and soul blown to pieces" sounded like "my lonely asshole is burning" and I was like "O_O"

Maverick · **Reply #9 on:** May 06, 2008, 07:23:56 PM

Give me the Pleasure:

I always understood (and still do :lol: ) instead of 'Oh, what's going on? Fuck the blood' 'Oh, what's going on? Floods of blood!'

Anna · **Reply #10 on:** May 06, 2008, 07:29:18 PM

Well... this is definitely very tasteless, but somehow the more I listen to Toshi's newest hit, the more I actually hear "Ass in the Dark".

Various images of Toshi and broken light switch at the toilet ensue...

Hurley · **Reply #11 on:** May 06, 2008, 09:06:06 PM

Quote from: "Anna"

Well... this is definitely very tasteless, but somehow the more I listen to Toshi's newest hit, the more I actually hear "Ass in the Dark".

Various images of Toshi and broken light switch at the toilet ensue...

You know, that's exactly the reason I like to listen to it's instrumental version only

Hollywood · **Reply #12 on:** May 06, 2008, 10:00:23 PM

You know, once upon a time I was in this Japanese bookstore, looking at CDs, and the CDs were arranged in a way that you could only see the spines.

I saw: アースシェイカー

I thought: WOW, ASS-SHAKER!

And when I looked at the cover I discovered it was only Earthshaker. Too bad, that would have been such a great band name.

Anna · **Reply #13 on:** May 06, 2008, 10:01:36 PM

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And when I looked at the cover I discovered it was only Earthshaker. Too bad, that would have been such a great band name. Sad
_____

Absolutely! Beats even Nipple Pincher.

Radical Pan · **Reply #14 on:** May 07, 2008, 07:00:10 AM

A long long while ago.

V2:
"Eyes of Penis"
(Eye of Venus) D:

SarahAlex · **Reply #15 on:** May 07, 2008, 06:16:56 PM

Quote from: "Radical Pan"

A long long while ago.

V2:
"Eyes of Penis"
(Eye of Venus) D:

It's Yoshiki's project, everything is possible.

Radical Pan · **Reply #16 on:** May 07, 2008, 06:46:04 PM

Quote from: "SarahAlex"

It's Yoshiki's project, everything is possible.

Just picturing how that could possibly be makes me want to go into an inducted comma, LOL.

SarahAlex · **Reply #17 on:** May 07, 2008, 07:17:38 PM

Quote from: "Radical Pan"

Quote from: "SarahAlex"

It's Yoshiki's project, everything is possible.

Just picturing how that could possibly be makes me want to go into an inducted comma, LOL.

I don't know how about you but... it just wouldn't make me suprised.

Not after this:

Matilda in Oz · **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2008, 04:08:31 PM

Quote from: "Anna"

Well... this is definitely very tasteless, but somehow the more I listen to Toshi's newest hit, the more I actually hear "Ass in the Dark".

Various images of Toshi and broken light switch at the toilet ensue...

When I first read this, I thought NOOOOO! and then I looked at the happy kitten avatar and started laughing so hard I almost flipped the monitor off the desk!

:oops:

Anna · **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2008, 04:11:41 PM

Quote

When I first read this, I thought NOOOOO! and then I looked at the happy kitten avatar and started laughing so hard I almost flipped the monitor off the desk!

Embarassed

Ahaha. My secret weapon.

Hollywood · **Reply #20 on:** May 13, 2008, 05:42:14 PM

BATHING IS FUCKING HARDCORE!

Tokyo Yankees - Dive Into Field

Die hard! Take a baaaath!
Die hard! Dive into field!

He's saying "take up arms", I was disappointed to learn. Not nearly as badass as bathing.

Maya · **Reply #21 on:** May 22, 2008, 03:45:29 PM

I just listened to "who wants to live forever" by Queen (now guess why XD) and instead of "when love must die" I heard ...
"Uuuuh .... i love my style!" XD;

VioletCamicat · **Reply #22 on:** May 24, 2008, 11:40:53 PM

Kurenai

original:
I felt my heart ache
I was afraid of following you

missheard:
I felt my heart ache
I was afraid of boring dreams

:roll: Maybe because my dreams are boring me?

Mytrhil Taralom · **Reply #23 on:** May 25, 2008, 08:05:06 PM

Quote from: "Maya19"

I just listened to "who wants to live forever" by Queen (now guess why XD) and instead of "when love must die" I heard ...
"Uuuuh .... i love my style!" XD;

no way, he doesn't sing I love my style?? :x :lol:

friday · **Reply #24 on:** May 26, 2008, 09:26:35 AM

For ages i thought Orgasm was " Get to orgasm, get to orgasm,karada tokase, JUST LIKE THAT!!!"

All i could think was "Premeture ejaculation...?"

Hollywood · **Reply #25 on:** May 27, 2008, 05:34:14 PM

Quote from: "friday"

For ages i thought Orgasm was " Get to orgasm, get to orgasm,karada tokase, JUST LIKE THAT!!!"

All i could think was "Premeture ejaculation...?"

Hahaha, perfect!

OK, in the B'z song Loving All Night, I could've sworn he was saying "you're gazing fondly at my butt". And I thought, haha, what a great misheard lyric!

Then I looked in the booklet and... he really IS saying that. :lol:

Sander · **Reply #26 on:** May 27, 2008, 05:50:59 PM

Quote from: "friday"

For ages i thought Orgasm was " Get to orgasm, get to orgasm,karada tokase, JUST LIKE THAT!!!"

All i could think was "Premeture ejaculation...?"

It's not that?
*goes to check*

EDIT: Ah, just like death... I think I knew that

003chan · **Reply #27 on:** May 27, 2008, 06:58:14 PM

:shock: really?? *goes to check as well* I was living in a delusion :shock: :lol:

friday · **Reply #28 on:** May 28, 2008, 08:08:43 AM

Quote from: "Hollywood"

Quote from: "friday"
For ages i thought Orgasm was " Get to orgasm, get to orgasm,karada tokase, JUST LIKE THAT!!!"

All i could think was "Premeture ejaculation...?"

Hahaha, perfect!

OK, in the B'z song Loving All Night, I could've sworn he was saying "you're gazing fondly at my butt". And I thought, haha, what a great misheard lyric!

Then I looked in the booklet and... he really IS saying that. :lol:

]

Hahaha!!! That happened to me with Everyone Lies - Loudness.

"They went to bed,
She gave him head,
But every word he said
It was just a big lie."

I thought "Huh? That must be wrong." Seems it wasn't.

Mitsuko · **Reply #29 on:** May 30, 2008, 09:18:51 PM

In Motley Crue's Girls, Girls, Girls, I always heard:

"Crazy Horse, Paris France
Forgot their names, remember romance
I've got the bones of another twat..."

And could not for the life of me hear anything else. I knew it was about strip clubs, so I figured that might be it. But it's actually:

"Crazy Horse, Paris, France
Forget the names, remember romance
I got the photos, a menage a trois" :lol:

I can't remember any misheard X lyrics at the moment for some reason... If I think of some I'll post. XD