Misheard lyrics

[Hollywood]

I've got the bones of another twat..."

Oh man, didn't see this post 'till now... that's great! :lol:


So in the Loudness song "Asylum", which has Masaki singing, I thought for sure he was saying:

Suck my little ass!

Which is especially funny because he looks pretty small so I'd assume his ass is too.  But it turned out to be:

Suck my metal ass!

(Is that really any better? )

[MIHO]

Ass in the dark... oh my.

* WRONG mental image *


Beauty and stupid - pink peace

wtf.


XDDD

[leria83]

In Versailles' song The Revenant Choir, towards the end is sounds like he says the slang term for a vagina that begins with a P. I still have no idea what he says but I know it's not that haha. It's around the 7 minute mark.

[Beauty/Broken]

Stab me in the back

Misheard lyrics:

I've been dreaming, "a plastic bag!"
It's such a piece of art
Exploit this world, "Plastic bag"
Don't need nothing but that

Actual lyrics:

Wipe out my life "Bask in blood"
Dripping from your heart
Destroy this world "Drive me mad"
Don't need nothing in my life

[VioletCamicat]

KISS - Tears Are Falling

Original:
something is wrong as I hold you near
somebody else holds your heart

Missheard:
something is wrong as I hold you near
somebody assholes your heart

First time I heard it I was like: WTF?! "Asshole" can be a verb?

[MIHO]

Stab me in the back

Misheard lyrics:

I've been dreaming, "a plastic bag!"
It's such a piece of art
Exploit this world, "Plastic bag"
Don't need nothing but that

Actual lyrics:

Wipe out my life "Bask in blood"
Dripping from your heart
Destroy this world "Drive me mad"
Don't need nothing in my life

BAHAHAHAHAHHAH PLASTIC BAG

That made my day.

[Hollywood]

somebody assholes your heart

First time I heard it I was like: WTF?! "Asshole" can be a verb?

That would be a truly kickass new metaphor.

"So why'd you two break up?"
"Dude, I caught her cheating, and then I realized: that whole time she was just assholing my heart!"

[Ryo-Ohki]

Well, We can't forget the best song ever for misheard lyrics.  CCR's song Bad Moon Rising

Misheard:
Don't go around tonight
Well, It's bound to take your light
There's a bathroom on the right.

Original:

Don't go around tonight
Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

[Maya]

My mom has been trying for years now to convince me that in Standing Sex it is said:

"Kick her! Fuck her!"

And I'm just like: "OMG, mom, stop this XDDD THAT AREN'T THE LYRICS!"

That's terrible xD lol.

[Tordek42]

Well, We can't forget the best song ever for misheard lyrics.  CCR's song Bad Moon Rising

Misheard:
Don't go around tonight
Well, It's bound to take your light
There's a bathroom on the right.

Original:

Don't go around tonight
Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

LMFAO that's awesome!!!

[Sander]

My mom has been trying for years now to convince me that in Standing Sex it is said:

"Kick her! Fuck her!"

It doesn't say that?...

[MiscastDice]

Beauty and Stupid Cover by Kiyoharu and Shoji on hide TRIBUTE SPIRITS:

Misheard:
Love me like an enema

Actual:
Love me like an animal (I THINK)

[leria83]

With I.V. I always thought it said..

I.V. in my vein to feel less its pain
Can you strip away the mystery of the world?
And when it's so far from it's blinds
'Til the shape of the shadows fades
'Til forever fades away


It was like huh he's talking about blinds..Ooookay.

[nage]

Silent Jealousy

HEARD:
You dyed my heart in blood
Stop my tears, kudasai

ACTUAL:
You dyed my heart in blood
No way to kill my sadness

 :oops:

[Matilda in Oz]

For the longest time I thought the lyrics to Rainbow's Stargazer were:

"Hi nude, I said I sold the water!
Nein! Yes! T’was a feck in my pear."

Actual lyrics:

"High noon
Oh I'd sell my soul for water
Nine years' worth
Of breakin' my back"

[Maya]

I listened to "Earth in the dark" the first time today ... Well, what should I say ...... THANK YOU, ANNA! x.X

I can't hear anything else than this damn Ass in the dark. XD (you should see me here. "Aaaah, concentrate, come on ... it's engrish! ENGRISH! Listen closer ...!")

[Sander]

I don't understand, I always hear it correctly, even tho I have tried... The 'e' in 'earth' is just too 'e' to be an 'a'... He pronounces it like the 'a' as in 'a monkey' not as in 'ass'... IMO...

[Anna]

Maybe it has something to do with the stress he puts on the letters. No idea. It simply seems this way to Dana, me and - well, not only us, it seems (as Hurley noticed it himself even before we did).  

[Matilda in Oz]

To me it sounds the way it should (to me, that is, as if pronounced by an Australian). You leave the r's out and kind of go "Eaeth in the daahk". I wonder if he's talking English lessons given by either someone from the UK or Australia. Does anyone know?