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Offline ferret

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on: August 17, 2007, 07:30:39 PM
Just some random fun, I hope everyone knows how the game's working, everyone can add as many symptoms as she/he wants  :wink:

You know you're addicted to X, when...


- you spend all your money on hair products (especially hairspray)
- your bf/gf left you because you were always screaming "GET TO ORGASM! GET TO ORGASM!" when you two were...in action  :P
- your English teacher does not understand why you can't pronounce "hide" correctly anymore
- (for the hetero girls) everyone thinks you're lesbian because you only have posters of "females" in your room lately
- you don't remember your real haircolour anymore  :(
- (for bi/lesbian girls) after your coming out, your family/frends tell you they knew it all along, because you only had posters of "those chicks" hanging in your room

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Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 10:09:49 PM
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- your English teacher does not understand why you can't pronounce "hide" correctly anymore

 yes, absolutely. =D

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Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 10:35:02 PM
... you find yourself chanting: "We ARE! WE ARE! ..." all too often.
... you are actually tempted to write "X" under "blood type" in a health queationnaire.
... you play their music on every official occasion including your wedding, until your guests beg you with tears in their eyes to play something else, doesn't matter what, just something else too! (done that :P).

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Reply #3 on: August 18, 2007, 12:01:36 AM
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... you are actually tempted to write "X" under "blood type" in a health queationnaire.


I'd go with:

....you are actually tempted to write "blue" under "Blood Type" in a health questionnaire :P



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Reply #4 on: August 19, 2007, 02:21:41 AM
...you think lemon aid is spelled as "lemonED".
...you become fluent in japanese.
...you make your boyfriend wear make up and dye his hair pink.
...you get annoyed when someone doesn't put hide's name in lower case.



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Reply #5 on: August 19, 2007, 07:56:04 PM
... you do believe that an orgasm is 20 minutes long.  :roll:

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Reply #6 on: August 19, 2007, 09:36:38 PM
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... you do believe that an orgasm is 20 minutes long.  :roll:


This is actually true.. you can practice this technique. I forgot the name though. Some mantra thing or so (?). I saw it on TV, hehe.



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Reply #7 on: August 19, 2007, 09:44:13 PM
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... you do believe that an orgasm is 20 minutes long.  :roll:


This is actually true.. you can practice this technique. I forgot the name though. Some mantra thing or so (?). I saw it on TV, hehe.


Was that by chance a concert of a band called X/X Japan? Guess, I have seen that on TV, too :P (just kidding ^___^)

But now I'm curious about that technique.. ee;;;

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Reply #8 on: August 19, 2007, 09:51:27 PM
Btw: Me, to! öö;; *coughs*

:shock: Sorry, I don't know sth for the topic now. Err...
What about:

... your English is suddenly with an accent. SELLEBURAISHON (celebration) ! :roll:

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And out of the chaos I heard a voice telling me:
"Smile and be happy - it could have become worse!"
So I smiled and was happy... and it became worse


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Reply #9 on: August 21, 2007, 11:45:53 AM
... You cant live without hear at leats one X's song a day  :twisted:




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Reply #10 on: August 21, 2007, 10:44:17 PM
...you were seen last week screaming STOP BLOODY RAIN just because you didn't have an umbrella...
...you think roses are blooming in the desert.
...you gotta slap people's faces till' they're down on their knees! ;)



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Reply #11 on: August 21, 2007, 11:11:43 PM
...you try to massage a sore neck using a towel wrapped around a door knob.







ouch, that was a harsh one. I have an evil sense of humour  :twisted:



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Reply #12 on: August 22, 2007, 05:21:21 AM
... Your family, friends, and bf/gf think you crazy because you sometime laugh and cry when watch video altough you didn't understand what they saying :lol:




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Reply #13 on: August 22, 2007, 09:26:57 AM
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...you try to massage a sore neck using a towel wrapped around a door knob.







ouch, that was a harsh one. I have an evil sense of humour  :twisted:


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Reply #14 on: August 22, 2007, 09:37:12 AM
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...you try to massage a sore neck using a towel wrapped around a door knob.







ouch, that was a harsh one. I have an evil sense of humour  :twisted:


fuck you


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Reply #15 on: August 22, 2007, 11:12:20 AM
That was a nasty one...  :!:

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Reply #16 on: August 22, 2007, 12:52:41 PM
I thought it was the funniest one so far. Mostly because of imagining how hide obsessionists would react to it :)



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Reply #17 on: August 22, 2007, 12:57:57 PM
Have a sense of humour children, its a joke. I still respect hide.  :D



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Reply #18 on: August 22, 2007, 02:24:41 PM
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Mostly because of imagining how hide obsessionists would react to it :)

Since when are Anna and Unfinished hide obsessionists? You don't have to be obsessed with something to realize a joke is tasteless  :P Or like Lee once said (nox exactly like that, I guess) "You don't have to be a great guitarist to spot one who sucks" :P

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I still respect hide.  :D

Actually I thought fans of hide would feel offended because that implies that they are obsessed enough to copy hide, not because it was about hide dying.

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Reply #19 on: August 22, 2007, 03:16:31 PM
--- silently departs for her private hide shrine ---  :P  :P  :P

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Reply #20 on: August 22, 2007, 04:27:09 PM
I thought it was good. And as much as I know about hide (which is probably not even 1% of 1%) he would have loved it. I don't think everyone should only cry about his death...

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Reply #21 on: August 22, 2007, 04:44:55 PM
The fact is that hide's sense of humour was rather twisted, as far as I understand, of course. So, he might have really enjoyed this one.  :P

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Reply #22 on: August 22, 2007, 08:08:29 PM
I'm not a rabid hide fan, but I did think that was a bit tasteless... one of those moments where I give half a giggle and then think, geez...  :shock:

Ah well, anyways, back to the topic!

-You know you're obsessed when roses suddenly become your favourite flower.

-When you feel the inexplicable need to fall down dramatically... often.

-Especially in the rain.  :lol:

-When you can put an X CD on repeat and be perfectly content all day. (Guilty! XD)

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Reply #23 on: August 22, 2007, 10:49:33 PM
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Mostly because of imagining how hide obsessionists would react to it :)

Since when are Anna and Unfinished hide obsessionists? You don't have to be obsessed with something to realize a joke is tasteless  :P Or like Lee once said (nox exactly like that, I guess) "You don't have to be a great guitarist to spot one who sucks" :P


Miss Ferret, I didn't say that they are "obsessionists" (this word doesn't even exist, right?)!! I didn't relate to them in any way. And, I also think it's a bit tasteless, but that doesn't mean it isn't funny ;)



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Reply #24 on: August 22, 2007, 11:19:26 PM
Tasteless = funny  :twisted:



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Reply #25 on: August 23, 2007, 08:41:13 AM
I don't think that was funny, Bizkitroach - bad joke :/

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Reply #26 on: August 23, 2007, 09:22:23 AM
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I'd go with:

....you are actually tempted to write "blue" under "Blood Type" in a health questionnaire Razz


That or:

... if you ACTUALLY bleed blue!

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Reply #27 on: August 23, 2007, 11:55:05 AM
Yes it was Maverick :D

You know you are addicted to X when you wear more makeup than the entire population of your country.



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Reply #28 on: August 23, 2007, 12:53:15 PM
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Yes it was Maverick :D

You know you are addicted to X when you wear more makeup than the entire population of your country.


and when you use more hairspray than the entire population of your country ;)

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Reply #29 on: August 26, 2007, 05:44:11 AM
i'm for dark humor as long as it's fictional.