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X Japan on Uncyclopedia!

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Offline Amethyst_Dahlia

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on: March 30, 2007, 03:53:25 AM
A while ago, I made this article about X Japan on Uncyclopedia: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/X_Japan

A few parts were added on by somebody else, but I wrote most of it. ^^ And of course this isn't meant to be offensive in any way because I love X Japan. ^_^ But anyway, I hope you enjoy it. XD



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Reply #1 on: March 30, 2007, 05:54:09 PM
Haha, Uncyclopedia is awesome! Good boredom killer.



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Reply #2 on: March 31, 2007, 10:03:38 PM
OMG xDDDDDDDD Fucking amazing, and this one (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hide) also funny xd

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Reply #3 on: March 31, 2007, 10:52:29 PM
The X Japan one is way funnier though.



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Reply #4 on: December 09, 2007, 03:50:27 AM
OMG.. I'm trying not to laugh.. It's 5:49 AM.. lol.
But this is sooo funny. :D

"They were also known for using over 9000 bottles of hairspray a day to maintain their gravity-defying hairstyles, which would eventually create a massive hole in the Ozone layer." 8D Nooo..

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Reply #5 on: February 21, 2008, 07:45:58 AM
The only funny part was the Reunion section, that's pretty much it. The comedic written style is pretty much a rip off of chanpedia or something of that nature, I"m not sure of the extact name, so it didn't seem funny to me.


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Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 03:25:23 PM
OMG so you made this?
I saw a month ago and I laughed so hard!! XD

the hide one was funny too but the one about X Japan was way funnier.  :D

Here comes hide!



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Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 04:57:28 PM
people with pink hair have to spell their names in lowercase letters
PWND! XDDDD

They were also known for using over 9000 bottles of hairspray a day to maintain their gravity-defying hairstyles, which would eventually create a massive hole in the Ozone layer.

X Japan's first single, I'll Keel j00, You n00b!, was released on Defense Against the Dark Arts Records in 1985.

Ok, I think I'm utterly dead laughing now. XDDDDDD

*imagines Yoshiki playing on cowbells*
*rofl*

Haha, yeah, he and strawberries and seafood... He's crazy because he always eat them. xD

The UC stands for Unfinished Celebration, possibly because all of the songs written for Marigold UC are still unfinished, and there will be a celebration when their first album finally comes out.
Wuahahaha~ Yoshiki should see this. >:3 We want our album!!

Oh, S.K.I.N.? That should be turned to B.O.N.E.!!! XD

~> ok, haha, I enjoyed this. ^_^X


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Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 05:41:20 PM
X Japan one totally got me of guard...  :lol:  Wicked!

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Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 08:20:19 PM
"i saw four movies just like this"

haha classic!



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Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 08:52:59 PM
Quote from: "Babak"
Someone needs to add something about the guy. I have pictures if you want them! ;D

YEAAAH!! Bring them on! XDD Let's write some crazy fiction... O_O
*lol*


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Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 09:41:09 PM
I changed the part about Toshi being brainwashed due to his most recent blog posts, so now it says he was kidnapped by aliens instead. XD

And I'm trying to think of stuff to add that's related to the reunion concerts. ^^"



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Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 10:41:18 PM
I think I'll capture a shot from video of that guy being UNDER Kawai... Then the real story will come, hehehe.... XD


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Reply #13 on: May 10, 2008, 05:40:22 PM
this site is what I do like, but the only thing I dont like is why Hide have to marry Yoshiki?
I think the Floor is good for Yoshiki.

 just pass to here.


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Reply #14 on: May 10, 2008, 05:46:42 PM
HOLY HELL. YOSHIKIXFLOOR. IS THERE A JROCKHUMOR-ER HERE?

XDD and also, I Saw Four Movies Just Like This = win



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Reply #15 on: May 10, 2008, 06:41:06 PM
Quote from: "MillieQOF"
HOLY HELL. YOSHIKIXFLOOR. IS THERE A JROCKHUMOR-ER HERE?

XDD and also, I Saw Four Movies Just Like This = win


Actually, yeah, someone from Jrockhumor added the Yoshiki x Floor part (and I visit that place a lot, too, by the way). XD I wrote pretty much everything else, though. XD"

A few days ago, someone deleted the "Early Years" part for no apparent reason. O_o But I put it back. >D



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Reply #16 on: June 07, 2008, 04:57:59 PM
I think I love you.




XDDD so facking hilarious.



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Reply #17 on: June 07, 2008, 05:13:48 PM
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ferret, is that you?! April the 1st was a while ago, you know...  :P


I'm innocent this time.

I only added a little detail about Pata.

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Reply #18 on: July 12, 2008, 06:56:32 PM
Seriously, Uncyclopedia is the most un-funniest site ever :P xDDDDDDDDDDDD



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Reply #19 on: March 06, 2009, 02:39:19 AM
Becki this is HI-LA-RIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

^ ^ thanks for this one...

heee!

"Yoshiki also formed a band called S.K.I.N. with Gackt, Sugizo (the former lead guitarist of Luna Sea), and Miyavi. It is very likely that the combined force of their egos on one stage will eventually cause a black hole to appear and destroy all of the world's fangirls."

EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!  ;D :D ;D
« Last Edit: March 06, 2009, 02:53:01 AM by pinku_ »

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Reply #20 on: May 30, 2009, 07:36:34 PM
Hahaha oh wow, that was awesome!



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Reply #21 on: June 02, 2009, 02:36:34 PM
hey, can anyone of you put up a part of SUGIZO's joining X JAPAN in uncyclopedia? ;D

none of your business ...


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Reply #22 on: June 03, 2009, 07:26:59 AM
I laughed so hard reading it! XDD "hide "My name must always be lowercase because I am God"" YEEEEAAAAH.


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Reply #23 on: June 03, 2009, 07:36:34 AM
I love the "The Floor" parts XD

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Reply #24 on: June 03, 2009, 05:00:31 PM
hey, can anyone of you put up a part of SUGIZO's joining X JAPAN in uncyclopedia? ;D

LOL yeah!! It should be updated!



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Reply #25 on: June 19, 2009, 06:49:35 AM
I wonder what these guys were smoking when writting this but damn...  ;D

"Around this time, X Japan decided to forego their Visual Kei look, because they were sick of being asked if Yoshiki was really a woman. However, X Japan disbanded after Toshi was kidnapped by aliens. The band's final concert was on February 29th, 1997. "

"On May 2nd, 1998, now historically known as the Saddest Day Ever, hide died under tragic yet mysterious circumstances. Yoshiki was finally free to marry his one true love: The Floor. "

"(Update: All of these rumors were confirmed to be true during the Tokyo Dome concerts. And yes, Yoshiki and The Floor were divorced before Yoshiki married Toshi. The Floor is now dating the Pink Floyd album The Wall.) "

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Reply #26 on: June 19, 2009, 11:38:49 AM
OMG...it's so funny...I am waiting more shortly.  definaitely S.K.I.N cannot last longer...personally i do not like Gackt



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Reply #27 on: June 25, 2009, 05:33:19 PM
I fixed up some stuff on the world tour part at the end..tell me if you think something is wrong and i'll try to fix it.



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Reply #28 on: June 26, 2009, 11:20:15 AM
just read last week and certainly enjoyed a lot... how do we know if there is any new things add on ?? I bought their Live 1992....Yoshiki was wild and really look like a girl with that white dress...but he is charisma...i like him a lot.. he really married to the floor as mentioned in the uncyclopedia....haha



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Reply #29 on: December 10, 2009, 08:54:56 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA Great job on making this XD It's hillarious XP